This is art.
Follow my commands.
Do not read the second word of this sentence.
Only read this line upside down.
Please pause to contemplate love for thirty seconds.
Only read this line while lying in bed.
Do not breathe while reading the following two lines.
The first two words of this sentence are meant for the next line.
Line should be believed wholeheartedly.
This is the last line of Stanza 1.

Think about the meaning of Stanza 1.
Locate a family member or colleague.
Create a spirited debate over the meaning of Stanza 1.
Remind the person you are debating with that Stanza 1 is art.
Slowly bring the debate to a close.
Thank the person you were debating with for their cooperation.
Purchase a cookie or other suitable gift for the person you were debating with.
Present this gift to them and watch them smile.
This is the last line of Stanza 2.

Fill in the _____ blank.
Contemplate your word selection on the last line.
Use the chosen word twelve times in daily conversation.
Do not read this line until completely complying with the previous line's instructions.
Consider how using the chosen word felt.
Decide if you enjoyed using the chosen word.
If you enjoyed using the chosen word, do not read Stanza 4.
This is the last line of Stanza 3.

Do 14 jumping jacks.
Do 6 situps.
Do 17 pushups.
Run for 15 minutes.
Consider why you have done Stanza 4's actions.
Realize that you have improved yourself.
Do not read Stanza 5.
This is the last line of Stanza 4.

Eat a bag of potato chips.
Eat a large pizza.
Eat a bowl of ice cream.
Take a short nap.
Consider why you have done Stanza 5's actions.
Resolve to work to improve yourself in the future.
This is the last line of Stanza 5.

Contemplate the poem as a whole.
Consider the validity of the poem's first line.
Shrug.
Go on with your life.
This is the second to last line of Stanza 6.
This is the last line of the poem.